#4 Leo’s Diary: In The Dog House

It has been a tough week, my teeth have begun to fall out and I have had the overwhelming urge to chew on everything and anything I can find to sooth my aching mouth. But such things have not gone down well with my humans, having chewed through many socks and taken a couple nips of the humans, they have taken it upon themselves to incarcerate me for my actions.

Leo biting on a pocket

I suppose it all began one glorious day when I found a basket of delights, containing a hoard of smelly clothes the likes of which I hadn’t smelt before. Most of them had a pleasant human odor to them but the things the humans call socks were the best having a strong divine aroma to them. I couldn’t help but chew my way through as many of them as I could find. The humans were not best pleased with my efforts.

I have since been unable to get to the basket as the humans have been careful to ensure it is not left in my presences but thankfully my love of socks has not been completely hampered with one of my humans often leaving them on the floor at the foot of their bed for me to find, I have been temporarily incarcerated many times for the socks as well as chewing on many other things. Perhaps I have a problem, and will need to go to SLA (Sock Lovers Anonymous) meetings…