The day began as any other in recent memory I spend my time between running around in the snow cover garden, and rolling around in my puffy bed. The human known to me as “Alex” went about his usually business in front of his three light boxes, tapping away, and intermittently seeing to my needs, until the other human comes home in the afternoon.
But today was different, when the other human returned I was place inside their car in a metal cage, oh the injustice. We then drove off, to a strange smelling building, where I saw others of my fluffy brethren. At first I was offered some strange smelling treats, and was petted by many affectionate humans. We then waited for a few minutes and I was brought into one of the affectionate humans office’s and place on the table.
The humans prattled on with their usually gibberish, until the affectionate one began to start examining me. While initially pleasant I was not amused when the human began handling my nether regions!, at least buy me a chicken before starting such business with me. Then I felt my skin being pinch, only to see a needle being stuck into me, I let the humans know of my disapproval and thankfully I was not subjected to any further injustices this day.
As an apology, my humans provided me with a vast amount of chicken when we returned home.
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